Hard Tee Dark Comedy but be less obnoxious and

but be less obnoxious and wait for people to express interest in the conversation before forcing it on them

Did someone you know request that you dress formally for something completely unreasonable like a children's birthday party or a wedding

Especially that one you hate too

Spiders from Mars would make a good shirt too

Your superhero name is supposed to be your first pet's name followed by the street that you grew up on

Hard Tee Dark Comedy but be less obnoxious andWe aren't allowed to directly trash other brands (rhymes with Ned Party), but you know those shirts that designers make to try to signify you're hard, but they cost a ridiculous amount of money? That's dumb. Just get the point across. Or wear this to your math test. Either way works. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal.