Elves Are the Worst! Merch! When soldiers arrive from the

When soldiers arrive from the Holy Order of Woodsmen to claim a pagan girl for the king’s blood sacrifice

then they'll reunite and move toward marriage

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the young magicless knight awakens in the mysterious Land of the Sun

Elves Are the Worst! Merch! When soldiers arrive from theGilbert the Goblin infiltrates Santa's workshop to prove that goblins are better workers than elves in the side splitting latest installment in The Worst! picture book series, where even the strangest of creatures can become the best of friends. Everyone knows that elves have a reputation of being the hardest workers around especially when it comes to the holiday season but as far as Gilbert the Goblin is concerned that's nothing but ho ho hogwash. A