Rainbow Carbine Embroidered Dad hat funny people with a banner draped across

with a banner draped across two muskets hanging above the liberty bell

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But then you'll have great problems on your hands

Born out of a fervent desire for self-governance and individual freedom

but - and this is just a guess - chances are you're not a fictional billionaire invited to the Colorado respite for the fatally successful

Rainbow Carbine Embroidered Dad hat funny people with a banner draped acrossFor these rainbow carbine hats, we use a unique, absurdly expensive embroidery technique whereby the threads are dyed as they are embroidered into the cap. Otherwise, the perfect rainbow gradient transition wouldn't work. The whole thing is done in North Carolina and is something to behold. Generally speaking, we have to import the actual hats because we can't keep American made models in stock long enough to offer them to the public. But once we can,