Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Toddler Tee Size:2 White ornate serif and decorative

White ornate serif and decorative text reads "Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish" stacked in four lines with an elegant ampersand

You cannot go to the bathroom alone

The house is dark

Typography-only design with an ornate gothic feel on a black tee

hand-lettered white cursive font

Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Toddler Tee Size:2 White ornate serif and decorativeThe original cautionary tale about sitting on things you should not sit on. Every parent has watched their kid climb something, warned them, been ignored, and then lived out this exact nursery rhyme in real time. The Details: Features a retro cartoon egg character (Humpty Dumpty) wearing a dark green suit with a red bow tie, tipping his top hat while sitting on a red brick wall. Orange and red autumn trees flank the scene. The text reads "Humpty