Hometown Hoodie College I Didn't Attend Portland is strong

Portland is strong

little violin at the office

Wear this and people will assume that you are working on a cold fusion reactor in your basement

Then I can buy enough space rockets to finally make my daddy proud of me

At the time of creating this shirt (though maybe not the time of posting it)

Hometown Hoodie College I Didn't Attend Portland is strongWe don't know all the hometowns. Neither do most people. Leave some mystery to it and have interesting conversations. The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch free wearing experience. The color matched drawcord and the double lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together. Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton.