Goth Tee White Collar Crime Maybe you want to play

Maybe you want to play pool

Want an easy excuse to bow out of another tedious Zoom meeting

If you're against it

and cuff seams add top-tier durability

this is only a joke and nobody would actually wear this shirt while engaging in any illicit activity

Goth Tee White Collar Crime Maybe you want to playWe are making a pink version in case you want to do a Treachery of Images thing with it, but we're guessing the black one will sell best. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi formal. The tear away label means a scratch free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown